August 19, 2017
Keep your arms and legs inside the episode, becasue today we're continuing our Summer Fun mini-series by talking about amusement parks.
Highlights Include: Mr. Toppum Hat Causes Subway Delays, Buttpads, Jeremy in the Hall of Mirrors, Kiddy Coasters, Rides vs. Ambiance, Do It For Photo, Tinder for Rides, The Inevitable Discussion of Objectum Sexuality and much much more!
July 4, 2017
It's summer and that means people are going to want to go to the beach. Why? Who knows. It's a sandy mess, but in this episode we share what used to make the beach special, how we deal with it now, and share ideas to make the beach fun again.
Highlights Include: Cory's Recycling; Jeremy Gets a Blade at His Throat; Wearing Your Child for Popularity; Life's a Beach; 1950's Bullies; Digging Holes, Mandalas and Other Dumb Arts; Seamonsters and Seasharks and much more!
June 8, 2017
Collect call from hilarious banter, will you accept the charges? In this episode we're talking about telephones. from our rotary horror stories to the apps we've decided the future demands.
Highlights Include: Filling the Iron Man Hole, the Circle Nightmare Machine, Inverse Child Tracking, Texting & Driving Is Cool, John Krasinski Lies About Blackberry, Depthphone and much more!
May 6, 2017
Grab the soda, the scary movies and the bowl of warm water for after we fall asleep because we're talking about sleepovers and slumber parties! From the sleepovers of uncomfortable children to the overnight sessions of gross teens to the drunken markerfests of uncomfortable, gross college students we touch on all the sleep-based festivities there are. We're also pleased to announce that from now on we're letting YOU vote on the musical style Matt sings the This Week In Adulthood theme in. Reach out to us on Facebook or Twitter and vote for what you want to hear!
Highlights Include: Jeremy Jumps at Thunder, Play Place Grease Applicators, Matt Cycles Through Cousins, Cory: Sleepover Fight Broker, Matt "Crackerhands" Adams, MST3K is a Sleepover Classic, The Queen of Walking, Marker Artistry, Hanglider Sleepovers and much much more!
April 18, 2017
Shake up your phone and spray this new episode into your earholes because we're talking about soda. It's sweet, it's sticky, and being the disgusting manchildren we are it's our only source of hydration. Joining is this week is Joel Torres of the podcast Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space.
Highlights Include: A Mouthful of Hockey Crunch, Cave Man Soda, Root Beer is Sinful and Tastes Different After You Kill a Man, the Problem With Fruit Flavors, Suicide (the Drink, Not the Action), Soda for Cats, Japan: Innovating the Weirdest Things, A Mouthful of Ants and much more!
March 20, 2017
Shh! Quiet down or you'll attract the Podcast Goblin! You've heard of the Podcast Goblin, right? No? Well it makes about as much sense as the other stuff we've been afraid of. In this episode, we discuss all the crazy things we were irrationally afraid of as children, what we're still shamefully afraid of, and we explore the brave new world of silly things to be afraid of in the future.
Highlights Include: Sweet Sashes, Backyard Land Sharks, Why Did Everyone Assume Kids Wanted to See The Crypt Keeper?, Escalators: Nature's Killing Machines, Muppet Baby Nightmare Nanny, Chokeshack, Matt Joins the KKK and much more!
February 27, 2017
Get ready to tickle the ivories, release your spit valves, and do all the other gross-sounding things that are apparently related to instruments because we are talking about making music.
Highlights Include: Matt: Heartless Dog Murderer, Getting Serious About Medieval Times, We Bleep All of Matt's Foul Scat, Make Choir Great Again, An Important PSA About Not Playing Your Acoustic Guitar at Parties, Mambo #5 To-Do List and much more!
February 20, 2017
Ready your sackful of quarters (no, not for hurling at us) because we're going to the local arcade. The arcades of childhood, the games we love/hate, the best butt spanking games out of Japan and more can be yours for only 30,000 tickets!
Highlights Include: Erotic Poetry Jam, OK Potato, World Famous Arcade Cuisine, Practical Uses of Skeeball, The Last Buttwhisperer and much more!
January 25, 2017
The weather outside is frightful, so we made this episode extra delightful. Curl up by a roaring fire and listen to this hearty minisode as you slowly succomb to carbon monoxide poisoning (you forgot to open the flue, you fool!)
Highlights Include: Losing Your Right to Be Irresponsible in a Game of Pool, What Happens to Bugs In Winter?, Sledding: For Suckers, Bad Porridge Business, The American Hero Who Invented Snow Angels and much more!
December 25, 2016
Oh hi, we didn't see you there. We were just getting ready to have some special guests over for the Holidays. Also, Santa's gone missing? In this episode, we talk about all the great, awful, and awfully great Christmas specials we've seen.
Highlights Include: Do Cats Know It's Christmas?, Jeremy's Pajama Jam, Down Home Musical Christmas Specials, Is John Denver Jesus?, Speed Buggy: Nature's Perfect Santa, We Create the World's Greatest Christmas Special and much much more!